Thetextingvault

This is everything I may text to people


Ask me anything  
Reblogged from thewardress

(Source: thewardress, via pmon3y69)

Reblogged from alxbngala
Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
Reblogged from breakourbones

looney-tune-merc:

breadna:

star—vader:

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

image

image

image

image

The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

I wasnt going to reblog this until someone added on this part

And to think, all this character development came from a non-cannon video game franchise that depicts all of their characters in a better light than their main-stream comic continuity.

(Source: breakourbones)

Reblogged from freshfarmhouse

(Source: 500px.com, via thepocketsheep)

Reblogged from 6woofs
6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

photo catheadhaha2.jpg

(via ripley0226)

Reblogged from iwasrepeals

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

image

(via ripley0226)

Reblogged from africandogontheprairie
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via dogapult)

Reblogged from thisyearsboy

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

(Source: thisyearsboy, via curion)

Reblogged from skyecandi

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

(via ripley0226)