Thetextingvault

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Reblogged from itsspookytoremember

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itsspookytoremember, via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

Reblogged from factoseintolerance

laughterkey:

peace-love-colbert:

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

October 3, 2014

They also went fishing in the Capitol reflecting pool.

(via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

Reblogged from whoneedsfeminism
icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

(via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

Reblogged from vettechadventures

vettechadventures:

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

(via horses-are-love)

Reblogged from albinoninetales

albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

(Source: leggo-my-eggos, via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
cdnmooselr:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. [deathbulge]

I always take this VERY personally.

cdnmooselr:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. [deathbulge]

I always take this VERY personally.

(via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

Reblogged from onlylolgifs

onlylolgifs:

That dog loves leaf piles

(via absurdpferd)

Reblogged from kim-jong-chill
Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
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